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Messagepar troOn » Lun Fév 04, 2008 16:30:59

non mais disons que je marche dans la rue, que je croise une vache (appelons la Eglantine) qui traverse la route, je lui fais "ho regaaaaarde là baaaas" elle se retourne, je sors mon coupe ongle grand format, je coupiote un petit bout au niveau de la pointe et je reprends mon chemin après avoir salué copieusement ma fraiche amie. J'ai été gentil, je ne lui ai pas fait mal, ca va repousser et je trouve qu'elle avait une jolie paire de pis.

Alors ?

J'ai le droit de goûter à mon morceau de corne ou non ?

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Messagepar Erszébet » Lun Fév 04, 2008 16:45:35



Bon sinon pour répondre à ta question, tu n'as pas le droit de manger son bout de corne car tu viens de risquer sa vie en l'appelant alors qu'elle était en train de traverser une route. Un bon vegan se doit de faire attention aux vaches qui traversent les rues.
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Messagepar troOn » Lun Fév 04, 2008 16:48:56

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Messagepar Oceanwave » Lun Fév 04, 2008 18:58:12

La vache, tu lui as demandé la permission, d'abord ? :evil: Et ton coupe-ongle, il est fabriqué à base de quoi, dis-moi ? Tu t'es lavé les mains avant de le prendre au moins ? Parce que si tu l'as prêté à ton voisin omni qui s'en ai servit pour faire sa pédicure mensuel apès sa marche de 1_ kms dans le vercors, rien qu'avec les micro-bouts de peau et de rognure et de sueur qui sont restés dans les rainures, c'est PAS VEGAN !!! :twisted: Nan, mais ho !!!!!
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Messagepar geispe » Lun Fév 04, 2008 19:45:53

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Messagepar francoise 77 » Mar Fév 05, 2008 00:51:08

En réponse à l'anecdote de geispe, j'ai l'impression que garder les cornes de la vache (elle ne souffre pas, elle est morte) en souvenir, c'est comme garder des cheveux de quelqu'un qu'on aime et qui vient à déceder
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Re: les cornes de vaches c'est vegan ?

Messagepar xmargueritex » Mar Fév 05, 2008 11:23:40

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Messagepar Nicolas » Dim Fév 10, 2008 23:13:38

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Messagepar happy-joyce » Dim Fév 10, 2008 23:38:45

J'aimerai bien t'y voir avec ton coupe ongle grand format...
oh fait tu l'as acheté où? Parce que j'en ai besoin pour me limer les ongles de 3 mètre de long... et on se moque pas! Image
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Messagepar Oceanwave » Lun Fév 11, 2008 08:41:18

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Messagepar happy-joyce » Lun Fév 11, 2008 10:04:08

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Messagepar Oceanwave » Lun Fév 11, 2008 13:41:40

je le trouve vraiment craquant !!! merci Image
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Messagepar Laurent » Ven Fév 22, 2008 14:47:00

Et manger des charognes, cela pourrait-être vegan pendant que vous y êtes.
Y' a vraiment des évadés d'hopitaux ici, les vaccins à faire soi-même ,le sondage kilo-oceanwave.
Inscrivez bien sur vos cartes de mutuelle que vous êtes stricement végétalien au cas où ...
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